Funny Birthday Sayings Quotes

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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. ~ Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.

The Young have aspirations that never come to pass, the Old have reminiscences of what never happened. ~ Saki

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~

Age is a number and mine is unlisted. ~ Anonymous

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~ Anonymous

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