Funny Birthday Quotes

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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~ Arnold Palmer

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~ John Mortimer

In dog years, I'm dead. ~Author Unknown

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. ~ Oscar Wilde ~

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

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