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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~ Phyllis Diller | Grab This Quote |
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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, [the Titanic] looked like a sagging birthday cake. ~ Walter Lord | Grab This Quote |
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~ Harry Hershfield | Grab This Quote |
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas. ~ Claude D. Pepper | Grab This Quote |
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! ~Author Unknown | Grab This Quote | |||
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